Broccoli and the peacock 

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

Broccoli and the peacock by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

broccoli ninja 

A term for black males who have specific haircuts with the sides of their heads shaved and long and twisty on top. Followed by a headband (Supreme brand for example)

"Have you seen Tyresse's new style? He's looks like a Broccoli Ninja"

broccoli ninja by Damage, Inc. May 13, 2018

Broccoli Rob 

A guy that kinda looks like broccoli with his green-ass hair and deep v-neck shirt and lanky body.

Yo look at Broccoli Rob he's a real homie and his hair is green as fuck!

Broccoli Rob by DanteHicks February 10, 2020

Broccoli Spears 

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.

"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"

Broccoli Spears by MisterGoose September 12, 2020

broccoli seats 

Something Esther made up to describe seats in a theater she doesn’t like.

I don’t like the broccoli seats in the theatre.

broccoli seats by Kelvie September 25, 2020

Broccoli Man 

Heroin Kingpin of chicago, self proclaimed bitch stealer.

I saw broccoli mans stem and creamed

Broccoli Man by Tomato Tom October 16, 2020

Broccoli belly boo boo

A stomach pain caused by the consumption of larger amounts of broccoli. It is sometimes incorrectly referred to as a stricture. This is completely incorrect.

Hannah: “Ow, I had a lot of Broccoli and Popcorn and my stomach hurts, I think I have a stricture.”
David: “No, Hannah, you probably just have a Broccoli Belly Boo Boo. You should see a doctor immediately.”

Broccoli belly boo boo by 042407062001 November 21, 2020