cut the broccoli

To masturbate or otherwise pleasure oneself

Where's Darren? Oh he went to cut the broccoli.

by Hot Digity October 24, 2018

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Pushing the Broccoli

This phrase applies to situations when a girl comes round and she is not what you expected, be it because she has 'catfished you' or she just had really strong game and come round without you first asking for a picture. You still want to hit it up because otherwise it is a waste of time and the rest of the night will be awkward if you reject it, so you hesitantly sit there and reluctantly fool around with it like a kid eating tea that mum has cooked knowing that you have to eat it, but you just really don't want to.

Oh dude i got a chick over last night and i was pushing the broccoli until i blew so that she would leave.

by Antony.James91 January 21, 2015

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sad._.broccoli

THIS PERSON IS SO COOL!!

SHE HAS COOL COSPLAYS

''Wow, sad._.broccoli does have alot of cosplays''
''I LOVE sad._.broccoli s cosplays!!''

by Shittingwithdogs June 1, 2021

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broccoli spears

A women from El Paso who is the hotness, looks like Nicola Roberts, but is much hotter than that.

"My ! that girl is hot!, she's my broccoli spears"

Piccadilly Jim "I never realised Anna was a broccoli spears, i wish i'd never bad mouthed her in class"

by morrissey-solo chatter June 29, 2009

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Broccoli Chewer

An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any.

Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'

by royston232 January 29, 2009

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