Boomergraph

A boring, rambling, inexplicably-long comment left after an online news article; most often follows a Yahoo article; almost always left by a boomer; frequently, the author's tone is pedantic and smug despite his being completely wrong; the comment almost always includes a disproportionately long explanation of how great and expert the author is.

Confident that his years of watching cable TV have prepared and sharpened his mind for this very moment, the boomer conjured stories of his early years fixing and riding plenty of Huffy bicycles before lecturing the comments section with a 5,000 word boomergraph on the impracticality of electric cars.

by Ax19legal April 4, 2020

boober

a ranboo fan

" yea im a boober"

" YOOOOO same ranboo is the best streamer

by sal? March 13, 2022

Garlic Bomber

The Garlic Bomber is a notorious urban public restroom nuisance. Because of his poor diet or possibly selenium poisoning, when he is done in the restroom no living creature can survive without proper bio-hazard gear. See Garlic Bomb

George: I'm going to take a leak.
Robert: Better go upstairs because the Garlic Bomber just visited this rest room.

Last words: Aggh, it must have been the Garlic Bomberrrrrr... dead

by Concerned Gamer September 4, 2005

busch ice bombers

The massive dump you take after a night of pounding busch ice.

Bro 1: "Dude the bathroom reeks."
Bro 2: "I just had a major case of busch ice bombers. My bad."

by busch ice bombers September 29, 2012

just die boomer

When you see a boomer and want they to die. what you say when you want a bommer to just die

You can do it boomer just die boomer

by TylerdakillerT225 October 29, 2019

my little boomer

Noun. The chrome horse emblem on the front of the Ford Mustang, as defined by Regular Car Reviews.

If this car were called the Probe everyone would fall over it as a light, rear drive, manual sports coupe. But because there's a My Little Boomer on the front, people run to something other than the FR-S instead.

by nlpnt June 8, 2020

jersey bomber

The huge-ass mosquitoes found all over the state of New Jersey (especially the Meadowlands). They can get up to three inches long.

(Points at half-inch-diameter bug bite) Fucking Jersey bombers...

by s0ck_ninja June 16, 2007