Yeah your hairs fine, but it's going to take more than that to move the attention away from your Brucie Bonus.
by Metalspork November 13, 2007
by Condor the sexy bird November 25, 2012
When something really good happens unexpectedly. The bonus sometimes has a double meaning, as it often can be viewed as something negative or a tragedy. This is not a requirement of a double bonus however, as 'double' does not mean the bonus must have double meanings, it means the bonus is really good. often only because it is so unexpected.
Ex 1
Person 1: "So this cop was chasing me on the freeway and he wrecked..."
Person 2: "Nice. Double bonus."
Ex 2
Person 1: "I went into our new roommates room to turn off his alarm and I found a naked stripper tied to his bed."
Person 2: "Ah, but would you call that a bad thing, or double bonus?"
Person 1: "So this cop was chasing me on the freeway and he wrecked..."
Person 2: "Nice. Double bonus."
Ex 2
Person 1: "I went into our new roommates room to turn off his alarm and I found a naked stripper tied to his bed."
Person 2: "Ah, but would you call that a bad thing, or double bonus?"
by MikeBGSU May 28, 2009
Also known as Frankie Jonas, the youngest brother of Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas and Kevin Jonas of the band "The Jonas Brothers". Although Frankie is not in the band, he is still as awesome as his brothers who are.
"Frankie Jonas is the Bonus Jonas of the Jonas Brothers!"
by holllyj July 21, 2008
by DanTGib January 25, 2007
(n.) A boner bonus is any normal, everyday situation that will allow you to do something that will result in a definite erection.
Jake: "Dude, my parents are leaving tonight and I'm gonna be home all alone."
Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."
Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."
Anthony: "Boner bonus!"
Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."
Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."
Anthony: "Boner bonus!"
by Námore March 12, 2011
To hook one up but better than a standard hook-up. Beyond a favor, complete fulfillment. The unsolicited upgrade.
by MizNew May 01, 2009