Boebertion

An abortion that a conservative, Christian Republican gets that is OK because it was "god's plan," unlike liberal minority heathens and other poors. Also applies to abortions paid for by conservative politicians in order to protect their reputations as brave defenders of "family values" and the reverse Uno; abortions undertaken by say, a sex worker from a sugar-daddy website that they then use to blackmail a Senator (hypothetically) and/or wealthy conservative financiers (hypothetically).

"I had bareback sex with Ted Cruz and the Kochs and ended up getting pregnant, so I went to Planned Parenthood for a boebertion."

by anonymous June 15, 2022

grey bobber

Doin the deed with the old grey haired ladies in the election booths. All you can see from the outside is grey hair bobbin up and down.

"Saw some grey bobbers when i was voting today... those dirty old ladies."

by Olive Garden Brian March 21, 2009

Deely Bobber

Headband with two obnoxious antennae-like protrusions (frequently springs), having bauble (frequently fluffy things) on the end.

Most often seen on hen nights and charity runs.

Oh I'm just going to do something insufferable, I best don my deely bobbers

by blipblip October 18, 2010

Tuna Bobber

One who indicates a friend that he has a chick on the line. A friend who lets another friend know they are about to get fucked, these situations usually occur at a party, another term for wingman.

ME: "Hey, im drunk, be my Tuna Bobber for me tonight."

Friend: "Of course I got you, I'll let you know when you got one on the line."

by titos334 November 17, 2010

Bobber

1) opposite of mobber

2) someone who sucks a lot of dick

"Dude that guy a mobber."
"Are you retarded? That guy is straight bobber."
OR
"This chick was shlobin my nob the other day. I thought she didn't get with a lot of guys, but she is a bobber."

by MOBBER June 1, 2009

Bobert

Portmanteau nickname of "Bob" and "Robert." Typically used in a derogatory manner and/or by the less intelligent, who think it's funny. Best used ironically in a tone of voice that sounds slightly screechy or with stereotypical "Autistic screeching" accompanying. Non-ironic case usages typically signify bad sense of humor.

Nick: Hi Bobert!
Robert: For the fifth fucking time, it's not funny! Cut that shit out!

by thethesaurusisnotadinosaur April 26, 2017

Bobert

A name some retarded kid in my lunch room came up with.

Austin: "Bobert is a real name!"
Me: "Fuck you, you piece of shit"

by Pedro DePacas May 20, 2014