bald headed baffoon

an idiotic bald person

He is a bald headed baffoon

by ploina February 28, 2023

boff

The way Gary Dell'Abate addresses Howard Stern

"I'm sorry, boff! I didn't mean to do that..."

by fafaf00ley July 24, 2004

baff

v. t. & i. The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.

She enjoys a good baffing.

by spaggler April 30, 2004

boff

A short, odorless, basso-profundo fart. Also, the act of emitting such a fart. Usually considered vulgar. Named after the Roman Catholic theologian Leonardo Boff.

Someone on the elevator let out a boff just as the door closed. A man in a business suit said, "All right, who boffed?"

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

Boffem

Both of them

Friend - “Do you like boys or girls?”

Me- “Boffem”

by paulocoelho_0 February 18, 2019

Alabama boatfire

When, before docking, one of the men surreptitiously spreads hot sauce on his foreskin. When docked, the other man experiences a burning surprise.

Oh man, I was really looking forward to docking with George last night, but we had an Alabama boatfire.

by blownfuse October 31, 2017

baff

shortened version of baffoon, generally used between friends as a mild insult. coined and used mainly in north canterbury, new zealand although not yet a mainstream word.

jake- lasagne topping is mainly cheese ae?
dan- of course it is you baff, try reading a fucking recipe book

dan- walks into door
jake- baff!

by smeggybaff August 15, 2012