blogger

Someone who is either incredibly boring and insists on writing about how they get rejected at high school, OR someone with strong left wing views who thinks he can change right wing peoples views.

blogger 1- i got made fun of by the cool kids today. I'm going to go write about it on my blog and pretend people care.
blogger 2- I hate Bush. I'm going to go write about it and pretend that I'm changing things

by N1nja February 1, 2008

blogette

a very small blog entry

"Not a lot going on today, so I only posted a blogette."

by pokstad October 31, 2007

Blodgett

The layer of skin that is located opposite both the knee and the elbow.

I have a huge bruise on my blodgett.

I just sweeped his blodgett to take him down.

by Ender527 March 4, 2011

Blogged

failure to act, due to laziness or incompetance.

derives from the inabiltity of 95 percent of web users to create web pages.

I was to blogged to mow the lawn.

by Peter Mac October 14, 2006

bligget

Name used to describe a person that is dumb, crazy, and/or reckless.

All of my friends and I are bliggets.

by Big Bligget June 1, 2018

pinch blogger

one who takes over a blog while the blogger is temporarily occupied by more pressing matters or is otherwise unable to blog. the length of time a pinch blogger posts depends on the blogger and pinch blogger's arrangement. derived from "pinch hitter." may or may not contain a hyphen (pinch-blogger). may also be modified to verb form: pinch-blog.

I need a pinch blogger to take over the site while I'm in Zimbabwe for two weeks.

by particleman December 7, 2006

cog blogger

the same as "cock blocker", but used when the word "cock" is inappropriate.

*two high school students making out behind the school*

Lady: Do you know the nearest way to a shoe store?

Girl: Omg. Yeah.*blah blah blah blah blah*

Boy: What a cog blogger. >__>

by rymenoceres September 6, 2011