Chronic Masturbator #1: The rules for the shower are simple: Veni, Vidi, Bleachi
Chronic Masturbator #2, #3, #4: Agreed.
Chronic Masturbator #2, #3, #4: Agreed.
by Merlingoth April 6, 2010
Get the Veni, Vidi, Bleachi mug.An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.
Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.
Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.
Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.
by Sungo June 8, 2007
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I blafted him so hard, he hit tha flo'.
Children punching eachother in the chest...
Teacher:"Children, what are you doing?"
Students: "Silly teacher, a little blafting never hurt anyone."
"Blaft ya later!"
"Golly, that blaft really hurt Johnny!"
I blafted him so hard, he hit tha flo'.
Children punching eachother in the chest...
Teacher:"Children, what are you doing?"
Students: "Silly teacher, a little blafting never hurt anyone."
"Blaft ya later!"
"Golly, that blaft really hurt Johnny!"
by iamthecheese March 10, 2009
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Get the Bleach-Drinker mug.Used colloquially as the opposite of On Fleekderived from the root word being 'Bleak' which means : charmless, inhospitable and dreary. Can be used to describe the weather I.e a cold and miserable day or just basically anything that is bland and or depressing. Anything that is not good, sucks balls you get the point.
Yo! Did you catch that last episode of GOT that shit was 'On Bleak'!
"OMG did you see what that bitch was wearing?! 'On Bleak' AF!
"OMG did you see what that bitch was wearing?! 'On Bleak' AF!
by Celina18 May 25, 2015
Get the On Bleak mug.The more kid friendly version of Kill Yourself. It's more powerful than Go Commit Die, Go Commit Neck Rope, and Go Commit Reverse Alive Combined.
Kid 1: Kill yourself.
Kid 2: You want me to do it?
Kid 1: What are you going to do?
Kid 2: Oh, nothing.
Kid 2: *whisper* Go Commit Bleach Drink
Kid 1 dies of heart attack.
Kid 2: You want me to do it?
Kid 1: What are you going to do?
Kid 2: Oh, nothing.
Kid 2: *whisper* Go Commit Bleach Drink
Kid 1 dies of heart attack.
by PeePeePooPooMan2 October 20, 2018
Get the Commit Bleach Drink mug.This is a relativity new practice in the porn industry and home recreational freakiness. It’s usually the person responsible for bleaching the performers bung hole for a cleaner, more attractive azzhole for filming and for the freaky person at home who’s trying to get that 3rd eye to look just the right. Think about it, would you want to hit something that looked kinda dingy and just plain nasty looking, not to mention if the lighting is bad in filming you’d b looking trying to figure out WTF is that????
Hey man, did you hear you’re ex girl got a new job??? No, I didn’t…. Well, rumor has it she’s a BUNG HOLE BLEACHER and practices on herself…..
by Dawgum October 14, 2011
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