make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.

I've got to go make the bladder gladder.

by strikingoil May 25, 2014

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bladder adder snot

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."

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when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.

"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"

by LiamBest February 23, 2009

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A person who has the bladder of a child or senior citizen.

Damn chris, you had one claw and we have been in the car for 5 minutes. You are cut off, you have a pussy bladder. Ol PB.

by Deanna'sman May 30, 2021

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a girl who has bladder issues and needs to pee consistently

Person 1: Wow that Mischa girl pees so much!
Person 2: Yeah they call her bladder girl at her school!

by hohoho459 February 01, 2021

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When a person on the asexual spectrum gets uncomfortable feelings in their nether regions from the need to pee or just after peeing.

'Dude I have the worst case of Bladder Trap right now, istg im gonna cry it's so uncomfortable'

by goth_boy975 October 21, 2022

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The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.

"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."

by Magic8Ball April 16, 2014

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