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Birth control 

Birth control by BIG5S19 September 10, 2020

birth control breath 

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.
"Hey birth control breath, maybe you should brush your teeth."

Birth Control Moment 

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)
Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!

Birth control glasses 

Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?

birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”