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wikipedia intellectual

one whose vast amount of knowledge, information, and trivia is gained primarily through wikipedia articles.
You know, Einstein was said to have watched his best friend drown when he was young just to see what it was like." "How do you know that?" "Oh, I'm a wikipedia intellectual.
by polpun November 12, 2010
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non intellectual

For non-intelligent people, or people who have lesser mentality and in academics

One that requires intelligence to use such a professional word

Very fun to use as an insult to someone making yu feel an intellectual dominant being.
(Taken from whomst'd've example) too lazy to make my own...

Guy 1 (Presumably a Memer) : "Yo, do you Whomst'd've my other pencil?"

Guy 2 (Normie): "What? That's not even a word."

Guy 1: "Ye"

Guy 2: "No"

Guy 1: "Let me restate that you non intellectual; Excuse me sir, do you have the knowledge of whom did have my previous pencil?"

Guy 2: "Can you stop?"

Guy 1: "People like you need to know true culture."
by LesbianFeminism January 31, 2018
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intellectual bias

Discrimination against people who are not very smart.
Professor, I refuse to take this exam on the basis that it has an intellectual bias against me.
by Airball June 17, 2007
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pseudo-intellectual

Someone of below/average intelligence who does poorly in school, can't argue without hitting or yelling at someone, and refers to the "straw man argument" too much. They try to put a lot of thought into comebacks or their own opinions on things that do not need intellectual flexing, and then speed their voice up to make it sound like they're saying it with ease, but they really can't even understand what they're saying. The Pseudo-Intellectual evolves by the person mentioned "waking up" after watching a documentary, reading a book, etc. Half of the "intelligent" things they say are quoted, and they WILL ignore you if you mention it. They also try to aim at family members the most, trying to show that everyone in the family is stupid except him/her. The common Pseudo-Intellectual can be found on political forums like Zeitgeist, who plan on changing the world, but hardly do anything other than sitting on their computers planning. Their ego-centrist attitude may also come from the family holding the person the highest.
George: Why is Damian bringing up Kusunoki Masashige in this discussion about school?

Mary: I'm pretty sure his memory stems back to the latest thread of a political forum, and he's trying to impress us with something he's only going to remember temporarily.

George: Everyone thinks he's intelligent, but in reality he's a pseudo-intellectual.
by Sumone Whoknows Alotofstuff November 26, 2010
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intellectual gold digger

Someone who searches for a boyfriend/girlfriend that has a high IQ or goes to an Ivy League school in the hopes that the person's success will bring in tons of money.
She's such an intellectual gold digger! The only reason she's dating that guy is because he goes to M.I.T.!
by blindeskimo23 June 5, 2009
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pseudo-intellectual

A pseudo-intellectual is someone who is too stupid to realize they are a pseudo-intellectual. This person is well armed with defense mechanisms, is extremely caustic and passive aggressive in the interest of protecting and preserving their delusions of grandeur.
conscience: Wow... I'm reading all these definitions of pseudo-intellect and my personality completely matches their descriptions... Must boost self-esteem and let the world know how intellectual I am. I know! I'll create a pseudonym called kookoodumdum and exploit my shattered ego! There. I'm a pseudo-pseudo-intellectual. I rule.
by kookoodumdum September 3, 2009
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Intellectual Douchebag

n. A person appearing to be intelligent, posing to be helpful but is really an asshole in disguise.

Qualities of an Intellectual Douchebags: Are people who complain about people who can't spell or typo. A person who take their Chat Room Role Plays too seriously. A person who take their fandoms too seriously and shuns/mistreat people who are ignorant of their fandom and have a life. People who ruin a fun moment sprouting too scientific/rational knowledge in the wrong moment. A person who jumps into an argument (INSTEAD of Minding ONES business) posing to defend a person, which in actuality is just trying to fuel the argument even more.

Attire of Intellectual Douchebags: Unusually stylish, tailored suits, hip, flashy, always advertising their interests. Sometimes wearing glasses, mostly Buddy Holly style

Whereabouts of Intellectual Douchebags: Chat Rooms, Coffee Houses, MMORPGs, Comic Book Stores, Game Stores, Electronic Blogs, Political Rallies, Art Shows, Colleges/Universities, Music Stores, Literature Events.
Intellectual Douchebags pop orgasms over Most Commonly Misused and Abused Words.
by TrippedEffingB January 25, 2011
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