Skip to main content

Biker's Dozen

69.
"That looks like a Biker's Dozen."

"You mean Baker's dozen?"

"Nope."

"How many is in a Biker's Dozen?"

"69."

"Nice."
by LuChaosTheory July 5, 2021
mugGet the Biker's Dozen mug.

Biker

Biker: noun; Someone who rides a motorcycle, typically with short exhaust pipes so that they will be noticed by everyone within earshot because they are extremely insecure. This insecurity is typically further indicated by the need to travel in large groups, where everyone wears identical clothing, and mask their insecurities by attempting to bully and intimidate otherwise decent people.
"Did you hear that excessively loud motorcycle go by? I feel so sorry for that poor Biker."
by M. T. Bottle July 22, 2020
mugGet the Biker mug.

Biker Crank

Methamphetamine that has been produced, trafficked and or distributed by biker gangs.
"Where's Gilligan at? I haven't seen him in a few days"

"Oh, he's on a serious bender right now. Bought some Biker Crank and has been going sicko mode ever since, he's practically a brain-dead goblin boy now"
by MLGEESUS October 5, 2022
mugGet the Biker Crank mug.

Fake Bikers

Bikers who call themselves MCs but hide behind a fake vest. Fake bikers in all words
Fake Bikers.

They drink a lot of alcohol and ride a motorcycle, they are not real bikers, fagots
by Fake-cash July 5, 2022
mugGet the Fake Bikers mug.

Biker

Used as an insult similar to dirtbag. You call someone a biker if you think they are dirty, grouse or filthy. Used to
1 You are such a biker for tracking oil all over the rug. 2) You are such a biker for spiking oil and not cleaning up after yourself.
by Cucci Man March 19, 2022
mugGet the Biker mug.

Wannabe biker

Someone who dresses like a biker to look like one
Did you see joe yesterday he looked like a total Wannabe Biker
by SOAFANATIC February 8, 2022
mugGet the Wannabe biker mug.

Biker Jo

A term used to describe the change in a persons presentation and personality once a level of extreme exhaustion and delirium is reached.

Such changes can be identified when the inidividual (male or female) can present in the form of a middle aged biker, speaking gruffly and less eloquently than usual, prone to using vulgar expressions much to their own amusement. Often a result of extended hours in the office.
Conversation between friends: What are your thoughts on contraception?

Friends common response: "Contraception has never really been my thing, it takes away from the full experience"

Common 'Biker Jo' response when in delirious state: (punching fist into palm of hand while gruffly explaining) "I like a bit of skin on skin you know, nothing quite like it! "(Repeats action of punching fist to palm) .

It is at this point the person effected from such exhaustion should be directed to the couch or bed for a nap.
by Phuk dat April 26, 2017
mugGet the Biker Jo mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email