beating the bunny

Something everyone does but only 10% will openly admit to. Term popularized by teens during the run of the film Beating the Bunny. See spanking the monkey.

Mom: (*opens door*) WHAT...ARE...YOU...DOING?!

Billy: Just beating the bunny, mom. Chill out.

by Crazy Crazy Carl March 7, 2008

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critter beating

Driving around with one or more friends at night killing small animals with "beaters". Beaters consist of baseball bats, field hockey sticks, machetes, lawn mower blades, or any other instrument that will fuck up a small animal. Animals usually killed while beating are opposums, raccoons, porcupines, cats, rabbits, deer(hit with car to dissable deer, then exterminate with beater). Animals to stay away from: skunks, bear and dogs that are in peoples yards. Owners of dogs usually dont like to see people beating the fuck out of their dog.

Adam: Hey luke wanna go critter beating tonight?
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!

by Plasticupp June 28, 2010

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beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

by viva_vagina October 30, 2007

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Besting

Present tense of bested. "Besting" someone is the continuous aspect of beating someone at their own game. Getting the better of your opponent or adversary.

I love besting my frienemy by sleeping with her boyfriend. I know it's naughty, but it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

by Somerlea April 19, 2011

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