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southern engineer

To fix something by cobbeling together. Not only is duct tape a mainstay in the southern engineers tool box, but so is bailing wire. Typical uses for the bailing wire are any applications where welding would normally be used.
Jethro: "Hey Jim-Bob, my muffler is draggin and causing all sorts of racket".
Jim-Bob: "Git you some of dat bailin wiar and tie er up".
Jethro: "Good idea Jim-Bob, where is it at?"
Jim-Bob: "Over yonder, in ma tool box, under the duct tape".
Jethro: "Thank god you went to the Po-dunk A & M community college in Stump Jumperville and got your GED on that Southern Engineer course"!
by Frainslug February 20, 2006
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Engineers Luck

Generally used in IT. Whereas a caller comes on the phone saying they've already done the thing that the engineer is most likely to ask first. The engineer will ask the user to do it while on the phone and then it suddenly works.
In other words, the user has just lied their bollocks off.
Caller: Hi, i've already rebooted my pc like 3 times and my program doesn't work
Engineer: Can you reboot your pc while on the phone to me right now?
Caller: Ok *wait for a minute or two
Caller: Oh! It's working now.
Engineer: Of course it is, that's Engineers Luck. Bye now.
by Ld Havoc January 27, 2007
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Beginnerd

"beginnerd" is a person who is new to a particular subject or activity but has a strong interest in it and approaches it with a studious or obsessive attitude. This individual may be eager to learn more and may spend a significant amount of time studying and practicing to improve their skills and knowledge. The term "beginnerd" could be applied to a wide range of interests, from computer programming to sports to art, as it describes someone who is passionate about their pursuit despite their relative lack of experience. Even though someone might be just starting to learn about a particular subject or activity, they can still be deeply invested in it and exhibit a strong desire to improve. It also suggests that this individual may possess certain characteristics commonly associated with "nerds," such as a willingness to focus on details, an analytical mindset, and a willingness to go above and beyond what is required to achieve success. Overall, the term "beginnerd" could be used to describe someone who is both a novice and a dedicated enthusiast, suggesting a potentially unique combination of traits and qualities.
"Yo, look at him, what a beginnerd! 🤓"
by Valo_iO March 9, 2023
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rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.
My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.
by Dos Divas August 1, 2009
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Southern Engineer

surprisingly brilliant (the accent is deceptive), can make rockets out of anything, uses cotton fields as launch pads, uses y'all and centripetal force in the same sentence

NASA
He made a rocket out of moonshine; he must be a southern engineer.
by rocketnerd November 12, 2011
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Sex Engineer

A person who creates new and interesting ways to have sex
Boy: "So I invented a 360º sex combo"
Girl: "So you're like a Sex Engineer?"
by Mac Soul January 9, 2012
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engineer

1) More useful to society than an insurance salesman.
2) More useful to the arms industry than a big bucket of grenades.
3) More likely to use statistics than 345% of the population.
4) Enjoys overcomplicating things.
The aerospace engineer is the guy in the plane who is whimpering quietly and looking worried.
by victorhadin March 25, 2003
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