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Cum Bending

Cum Bending has been used for many centuries. This technique uses the air density and launches the semen out of the urethra at increased rates. Turns out it doesn't work that well, and it really isn't that cool. For some reason, it is still being used to this day.
Friend 1: Yo! I figured out how to Cum Bend! This is so Cool!
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.
by BenderOfCum October 20, 2020
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doing a bedingfield

where a white woman enjoying the company and talent of talented black male singers / artists indulges heavily in extracting the spirit and soul into her self - imbuing herself with their talent in every way that she can to extract every ounce in the most manipulative way - whilst these guys lay back take a big sigh of satisfaction and use her in the ways that come readily to their minds.
"whats that chick after - shes so forward, so damn wanton"
"yeah its a little shameful, but what the hell"
"yeah she knows she's goin to take all the big black talent she can take and more"
"yeah she's really doing a bedingfield"
by mamboo October 3, 2007
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eric bellinger

A very mediocre "r&b" singer (and I use r&b very loosely) who sounds almost identical to Jason Derulo with a little Trey Songz sprinkled in there, who like Derulo, Chris Brown and countless others, drowns in autotune in most of his tracks, and like Brown, makes very terrible "r&b" "music" with cringe-worthy and repulsive lyrics, bad autotuned whiny vocals, and horrible production. The sad thing is that, when Bellinger actually tries, similar to Derulo, he can actually make some pretty good songs like Circle of Love and Do for Love, but more often than not he insists on making Chris Brown-ish trash.
Man I swear people who think that Eric Bellinger is real r&b or that he is saving r&b obviously don't know anything about r&b, he's as bad as Chris Brown.
by Icy Wyte November 2, 2019
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genre bending

Genre bending: When you take a (or many) classic type(s) of (movie\novel) subject(s) and set it (them) in a totally different type of setting.
The fil "Pumkin" is often recognized as one of the first examples of genre bending.
by Malthas October 13, 2016
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bending my whistle

To annoy, aggravate, or upset. Similar to jerk my chain, grind my gears, or twist my nipple. Refers both to the fact that a damaged whistle will not sound and also to bending the pitch of a whistle's note, i.e. changing one's mood (in this case, for the worse). Some read slight sexual innuendo in it.
"Did Leroy send you another stupid chain email?"
"Man, that guy is really bending my whistle."
by Josh Bruins January 11, 2008
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Fuck my balding head

An phrase that is uttered when a person is genuinely surprised. The person is likely to be an older individual, who sees how things seem to get more and more fucked up around him with each new day. The expression has little or no connection with another widely used one 'fuck my skull'
A:Fuck my balding head!The editors are at it again!
B:I agree.Fuck my sister!
by drone777 December 12, 2013
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doing a bedingfield

where a white woman enjoying the company and talent of talented black male singers / artists indulges heavily in extracting the spirit and soul into her self - imbuing herself with their talent in every way that she can to extract every ounce in the most manipulative way - whilst these guys lay back take a big sigh of satisfaction and use her in the ways that come readily to their minds.
"whats that chick after - shes so forward, so damn wanton"
"yeah its a little shameful, but what the hell"
"yeah she knows she's goin to take all the big black talent she can take and more"
"yeah she's really doing a bedingfield"
by mamboo March 22, 2008
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