begging for the moose

Asking for trouble to a degree that is neither normal or even expected. Alternatively, pissing off the one person who can save you from an extreme level of hurt

Dib: I must save you from the wormhole!
Jak: I'm gonna punch you in your wormhole!
Dib: You are just BEGGING for the moose!

by luckynumba13 January 8, 2012

Begonce

When someone has to exit the room for hating on Beyonce

Kim: Beyonce honestly sucks as an artist
Taylor: How dare you talk about her like that! Begonce!

by Theking'squeen January 7, 2017

begging bitch

An individual or individuals persistent nagging or pestering to receive financial or emotional gain.

("Every time i see this bitch she want money"! ) ol begging bitch!!!

by Mr 240 shawty February 15, 2017

begonkicorn

A ditzy and rambunctious individual (like a Begal) who also tends to be inconsiderate and careless in nature (like a Donkey). Although they can cause inconvenience they are extremely well liked, unique and loveable (like a Unicorn).

Fam, Brylee ain’t bein’ Extra. Gurl be a Begonkicorn.

by Begonkanda January 15, 2019

Begism

A religion for those who care not only about people but about objects. Their holy saying, Baymen, which is equivalent to what many know of as Amen. Although you may think it is some kind of joke, it is very much real. Their population growing everyday, currently at a little over 35 members they are welcoming all! You can be a begist and still remain what religion you currently hold. To learn more go to @the_religion_begism on instagram.

guy- have you heard of the religion begism?
girl- yea its awesome! I converted a few months ago

guy- yea you should follow their instagram @the_religion_begism
girl- already done, baymen!

by begungandbegunjthelords January 26, 2019

beggin strips

when your girl says you want a beggin strip and you think shes talking to the dog but pulls out a dick instead

are you gonna beg for a beggin strips

by darkoathangel February 27, 2020

Sucker begging

Speaking casually about your money woes in the hopes that the person you're talking to will volunteer to help you out financially. Begging without begging.

Lawrence: Eric called me yesterday talking about how he didn't know where he was going to get the money to pay his phone bill. He just went on and on about it. I felt bad for the man, so I volunteered to loan him the money.

Brandy: He does that all the time. He was sucker begging. He never asks for money directly.

by Brangelina444 March 5, 2011