bear

1. A badass American animal that eats fish and humans if they piss them off
2. A big hairy homosexual who are really fun to wrestle with (if you're gay)

woman: "AHHHHH there's a bear near our campsite!"
homosexual: "Yayyyy!"
homosexual (naked): Here you go you big muscly bear, come and get it!
bear: (stands and growls at homosexual)
homosexual (naked): "OH SHIT ITS AN ACTUAL BEAR!!!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

bear

to take a long time

ah dat task will take bear time!

by nettou May 2, 2006

bear

A fuzzy gay guy usually with the first name of Aaron.

"Look at that hairy dude, he's such a bear."

by GOAT_KO October 25, 2016

bears

another word for poop. always used plural.

Oh bears! I just left my lunch in the car.

I just left a bears on the floor.

by sadbeaver August 26, 2008

Bears

Its poop, shit, feces, crap, dookie, cosbys, browns and any other synonym for any of these words except for maybe cosbys: (Drop the cosbys off at the pool) and (take the browns to the superbowl) if you weren;t already aware of those phrases.

We're gonna make them eat our bears, then bear out our bears, then eat their bears which is made up of our bears that we made them eat.

by Badass Jack August 4, 2006

bears

n. Term for the use of fecal matter. The term has been used by such places as "South Park".

I had to drop the bears off at the superbowl.

by Wassabi June 11, 2006

beared

When a female fails to shave and gets a partial beard going.

Crysta looks good with a beared when shes angry.

by J-Slice0490 October 8, 2013