Latex Ready

When a male or female appears to be so slutty/whoreish, that they already have one or more condoms opened and inserted in their orifices for the hopes of possible penetration. Only taken out when nature calls, but immediately re-inserted for continual safety.

Me: "Hey look at that sloot over there."
Tanner: "Which one?"
Me: "That one who's clearly latex ready."

"You see how slutty that girl is dressed, guarantee she's latex ready."

by Kitten The Latex Cat November 18, 2012

Night ready

In order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. This is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn't care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. Mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.

Jimbo: Hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.

by Dr Two April 19, 2010

i-Ready

A stupid website that is gay and plory and yoop think they will educate you but they make you kermit sewer slide

Teacher: We're doing i-Ready
Jose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by the icarly fan September 14, 2020

Facebook Ready

Being confident enough about a photograph to post on a social network, such as Facebook.

I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.

by square peg October 28, 2009

Pulling a Ready

When a chick carries you home because you're too wasties to walk yourself

'How was last night?'
'Man I got so wasted, Anna had to carry me home...I totally got busted pulling a Ready'

by Sandy Panties January 6, 2015

ready-rolled

An adjective used to decribe a person sleeping in apparel that he/she plans to wear during the course of the following day -- after waking.

Small Johnny: "Yo, check out Pookie, he crashed out ready-rolled for his court date tomorrow morning."

by Danger Boy January 23, 2004

your not ready

if the person wants something they simply cant handle. you tell them there not ready.

Punter: Yeah ive just started riding bikes and i want the fastest one.

Heston: Your not ready

by brapgrim October 11, 2008