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Australian baptism

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.
"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"
by nickidel07 July 19, 2016
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Prison Baptism

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him
Dude did you hear about Johnny?

No? Why what happened?

He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day
by Famallamalam May 25, 2016
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redneck baptism

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.
"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."
by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017
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Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise
ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Catholic Baptism

the action of a priest ejaculating on the face of a minor.
John: "Did you hear what happened to those Altar Boys?"

Brian: "yeah, heard they got a Catholic Baptism"
by I'm not from AriZona June 2, 2020
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Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system
my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.
by blue waffle house August 31, 2023
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Newfoundland baptism

The act of having sex with a newfie girl in a body of water in Newfoundland, The Ceremony is a Newfie tradition where you receive a CFAs (Come from away's) the prestigious title of honourary Newfoundlanders! Much like The Screech-In
Man! I went on holiday to NFLD and got the ol' Newfoundland baptism!
by Farvtron September 5, 2023
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