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Barnsey

Someone who can't handle anything which intoxicates the body and does stupid things on a regular basis.
"Dude, she got her tits out and pulled a total Barnsey."
by isetmyfriendsonfire January 4, 2009
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Barnstable

A town located on Cape Cod, Massachusetts. It’s divided into several villages, all different in their own way.

Start with the villages on the North, located on Cape Cod Bay. The North has mostly normal wealthy people.
West Barnstable- has Sandy Neck, one of the biggest beaches on Cape Cod. The entire town is nice and it still has its "small town" feel.
Barnstable Village- It is home to Barnstable Harbor, Millway and Cummiquid.

Now lets look on the South, located on Nantucket Sound; much different.
Cotuit-. People here tend to have a stuck up attitude of "being from Cotuit" even though it means nothing.
Osterville- Regarded as the nicest village in Barnstable. Has Dowses Beach. The locals only beach.
Oyster Harbors- Richest place on Cape Cod. Mansions sit empty most of the year as "summer cottages".

Marstons Mills- The average part of Barnstable. People here range from rich to bums and many are referred to as "Millbillys".
Centerville- Much is overdeveloped and people tend to stay crowded in.
Craigville- Part of Centerville located on the water. Has Craigville Beach. It’s the tourist beach and no true locals ever go there. If they do, it’s to annoy the tourists.
Hyannisport- Very wealthy small village. Famous for being the home of the Kennedy Family. Squaw Island, the golf course and the breakwater are all located in this small area.
Hyannis- Immigration happened and now it is the lowest place on Cape Cod. The only nice parts are on the water.
North and South Barnstable are so different!
by capelocal January 6, 2014
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barstalker

Someone who stalks bars in search of the hottest crowd, strongest drinks and best music.
"Man, he always knows what's going on."
"Yeah, he's such a barstalker."
by jttwk June 28, 2009
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Barnswaggle

A term coined in S. Laguna Beach, Ca. during the late 90's. A Verb that means to be tricked or duped, taken advantage of or cheated. Barnswaggler, Barnswaggling, B-swagged,
" I barnswaggled that guy's money from him by using an old card trick!" Be careful when buying a used car, don't get barnswaggled by some fast talking salesman.
by Laguna Bahgwan October 29, 2009
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Silky Barstool

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.
Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool
by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012
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Barista Jam

an opportunity for baristas to come together and pull shots, learn more, and essentially nerd out for one or more days. Those that drive ridiculous distances to attend these as possible are considered to be 'jam whores'
"Dude, are you going to the barista jam next weekend? I heard there's gonna be a latte art throw down!"
"No...it's like 7 hours away! I'm not a jam whore like you."
by squidgeroo March 27, 2009
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barstow cool

When something is absolutely mind blowing that the only response you can give is saying "cool."
David Blane: "Muscular Dystrophy"
Fat Kid: "Barstow Cool"
by Capt_Planet114 September 2, 2014
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