The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.
Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?
Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.
Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.
by E. P. Smith August 30, 2007
Get the barking spidermug. by ATXD March 5, 2008
Get the barking frogsmug. by Chocolatelyabyss August 25, 2016
Get the tan barkmug. The proper term for mulch made from the bark of certain species of tree, as contrasted with "wood chips" which are made from that woody stuff inside the bark we call "wood."
by Cheddar Cataclysm August 29, 2019
Get the tan barkmug. by James H Reeve July 23, 2004
Get the Duncan Barkesmug. A barking pig is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.
by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004
Get the Barking Pigmug. by The r4p3r November 10, 2014
Get the Bark bushmug.