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Balltig

Homosexual game, often enjoyed by men sporting kilts. The game begins with one man displaying one of his nuts during a typical evening in the pub. He then has to trick his mates into getting an eyeful of the displayed gonad. When someone looks, they lose and next take the role of ‘chief balltigger’. Participants often let out joyful screams upon laying their eyes on a friend’s hairy spud(s). Some players get carried away and show both of their set. This is not the done thing, although some groups actively encourage showing ‘the twins’.
(Upon a player getting an eyeful of his ball) “Ah ya wee scunner, you’re it. Balltig! (accompanied by squeals of joy). Get one oot, lets get tiggin!”
by barryhombre June 17, 2009
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the balotelli syndrome

a feeling or situation of being unfairly judged regardless of what you do.
can also be used to describe a feeling that the universe is against you and you will be misunderstood no matter what you do
it just seems like I have The Balotelli Syndrome everyone seems to hate me!

why do bad things always happen to me! why always me! i'm surely having the balotelli syndrome
by beneni October 12, 2019
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Balatengga

To maliciously steal an object, due to ill-will, with the use of force, stealth or machinations.
Pare, nabalatengga mga campaign posters natin kagabi ng kabilang kandidato.
by Tautners April 14, 2009
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balltoozi

a balltoozi is when you fill up a bowl with warm water, dip your nutsack in the water, and get someone to take a straw and blow into the water with it.
man, i just got a balltoozi from my girlfriend. it was sweet.
by sydney shore101 October 23, 2011
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Baloney Hustled

When a chubby girl gets you drunk and you wake up in bed next to her in the morning and the room smells of sex.
"Last night I was playing pool when shots started showing up from I don't know who, next thing I know, I wake up in a strange Hotel room and there is a fat girl in bed with me, I got Baloney Hustled again man."
by Cisco_10 February 1, 2013
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baloka

A man who is cool and chill and funny but don't know how to shut up when a dude tells him something about a girl ... but also good at sports
Baloka u always run your mouth to girls
by Biggy12345 August 15, 2017
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Baloney Penis

A Baloney penis a penis that’s been circumcised and too much is cut off showing resulting in a pink colour penis.
Austin has a baloney penis bro!
by Upperlipless July 15, 2019
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