by inquisitiveidiot May 5, 2009
Get the baffoon mug.baffen is the same as rimmen or rimming ...using your tongue to stimulate the anus either of a man or woman
by GSnIet April 2, 2008
Get the baffer mug.The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.
The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."
"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"
by Smooth912 April 20, 2010
Get the Alabama Ass Baffle mug.An adjective used to describe an idiot or when someone does something stupid it can also be abrevitaed to 'baff'
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Get the Baffand mug.by Adam A. April 21, 2006
Get the Bafflegated mug.Where an idea or theory is introduced into a group, and no one in the group has an idea what is going on. Everyone is therefore baffled. This can be done intentionally or not.
by II Contrast II December 2, 2010
Get the Baffle bomb mug.The bafflator is the guy at work who is always baffled. No matter what you explain they will be baffled. When you see them the gladiators theme tune from the sky series enters your head and you replace the word gladiator s with the word bafflator, you chuckle to yourself a day then prepare yourself for the next question.
You cannot allow more than one bafflator in a meeting otherwise baffling will spread like a virus and infect all those in the meeting. Resulting in a mega bafflasourous smashing up the building requiring the help of the power rangers to coax the evil beast down from the top of the building and Will Self on a mega phone trying to talk some sense it to the dense mass.
Bafflators can be appeased temporarily by giving the bits of paper with the title instructions on them. This only lasts 5 minutes before they are back with there fingers smelling of faeces as they have been scratching there bum bum. They will ask some other lame question before giving up and retreating to the cubicles to pick their nostrils.
Using your finger to point and saying someone else's name is a good defence.
You cannot allow more than one bafflator in a meeting otherwise baffling will spread like a virus and infect all those in the meeting. Resulting in a mega bafflasourous smashing up the building requiring the help of the power rangers to coax the evil beast down from the top of the building and Will Self on a mega phone trying to talk some sense it to the dense mass.
Bafflators can be appeased temporarily by giving the bits of paper with the title instructions on them. This only lasts 5 minutes before they are back with there fingers smelling of faeces as they have been scratching there bum bum. They will ask some other lame question before giving up and retreating to the cubicles to pick their nostrils.
Using your finger to point and saying someone else's name is a good defence.
Ah man the bafflator came over this morning. I gave him the precise instructions and he just stood there looking baffled.
by anon.gcfgv755r August 12, 2014
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