Backstabber

A "friend" who uses, then betrays you. Backstabbers are also considered, full of them selves, bossy, annoying, and extremely bitchy.

Well, the other day a girl at my school was being such a know-it-all at our chemistry class. She kept on saying that she was smarter than everyone else, and she was bossy. Most of the answers she gave us were wrong. I talked to my other "friend" (Backstabber) and she told me to tell Know-It-All to fuck off, but I, being the nice person I am, didn't want to be mean so I didn't. Later that day Backstabber told Know-It-All what I said, and Other Loyal Good Friend whispered to me that Backstabber and Know-It-All were spreading rumors and telling lies about me. Backstabber deserves to be stabbed. Know-It-All needs to receive a nice, long email containing all of the insults, truths, and comments everyone wants to scream at her.

I am very sorry this example was so long.

I hope it was entertaining.

by ES Revenge101 October 26, 2011

backstapper

Haley's spelling of backSTABBER.
She also thinks awesome is spelt,
"alsome" someone educate the child (:

"Now here's one thing I hate and thats a backstapper! "

"*Back bend on a tabel... now thats alsome"
-cannot spell table either-

"My Star Is Freakin ALSOME"

by A Concerned Person January 11, 2009

Backstager

A girl who is used to being with a large group of friends, but doesn't do much except for make sure her friends don't do something "stupid". Sometimes found at parties with alcohol or at a bar. Basically the girl is her friends cockblock.They are called backstager because they are like stage managers. Making sure nothing bad happens.

Sam: I'm totally gonna bang Scott!!!

Janice: Sam you can't ! I won't let you!

Sam: Janice don't be such a backstager!

by Jezter March 3, 2010

Batstaffer

A Woman who likes to use a baseball bat instead of a dildo.

"whoa dude, I shacked up with this batstaffer last night, never seen anything so wide!!"

by richarlard April 29, 2010

Backstage Blues

Technical talk for lamps that light up backstage for people to see. Generally tungsten lamps covered with a blue gel.

Wow- aren't the backstage blues at the New Theatre awesome? They have a disco function

by CatsPajamasandUgboots December 14, 2010

backstage burger

Every groupie's goal i.e. a euphemism for a rock stars penis or sex with a rock star

Jesse didn't like modest mouse's music, but she went to the concert in hope of getting some backstage burger.

by billoflaw March 2, 2014

backstage ass

The person or voice in your life that's like an eternal backseat driver. They're always trying to tell you what to do, how to do it, and what you're doing wrong. Over all they're an asshole but probably a correct asshole.

"Dude, Megan is such a backstage ass. If I want to party the night before the SAT, then I WILL party the night before the SAT. She needs to chill out."

by kinkasucks June 11, 2016