Bumpin gums

A conversation with no substance or general meaning

Elaine: i bet there talking about me

Kramer: oh please there just bumpin gums

by Just water April 16, 2022

uglies bumpin' uglies

Refers to the phenomenon of two extremely unattractive people having sexual intercourse.

Person 1: Wow! Your neighbors, the husband and wife pair, sure are ugly.
Person 2: Yes, they are. And, guess what? The walls are so thin in this place that I heard them having sex last night.
Person 1: Ugh! The sound of "uglies bumpin' uglies" brings terrible images to mind. Awful!

by anonymous August 27, 2021

Bumpin Onions

When two people come together for coitus, or sex as most call it.

My buddy got married last week and now he stopped bumpin onions with me

by Gman1600 May 15, 2025