Everytime i stare at the window, i always see pigeons picking at the litter on the floor and flying away with food, it's as if it's a Bird Brunch.
by LeilaSP March 8, 2019

by ScoobyDoe March 15, 2020

The girl at the bar was raving about how her boyfriend flips her over and takes her for "Chicago Brunch"
by Brunchfan October 4, 2023

Bitch 1: Hey Brittney, feel like some brunch on Sunday, 10 to whenever-ish?
Bitch 2: Hell yeah, I’ll make a registry for it.
Bitch 2: Hell yeah, I’ll make a registry for it.
by Gareth Pearson November 11, 2022

Mimosas
by Brunchwaterextraordinaire May 3, 2022

When you friend that parties a lot and always pulls all-nighters that he shows up to the party in this brunch outfit without any intention of going to sleep.
by stormchaser123 January 19, 2018

When you put shit into a blender, mix it with some whiskey and olives, put it into a cup, and pour it into a waffle iron. you then take a bottle of frozen piss, squish it up, squirt it on the waffles. You eat this before you go down on your friend.
George: I performed a Harrisburg Brunch on my girlfriend 2 moths ago, and I can still taste the pee whenever I kiss her.
Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?
George: I guess so?
Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.
Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?
George: I guess so?
Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.
by ehtones mcbones April 20, 2021
