BP Sponge

A pelican

Now introducing the brand new BP Sponge! Soaking up most of the oil in the Gulf right at this very moment is the new and very outstanding powers of the BP Sponge!

by MrSebastian August 6, 2011

BP DAY

Booty patrol day

shes thick its definitely BP DAY

by johnyboi23 September 10, 2018

bp

bra and panties

what color is your bp?

by steph January 18, 2004

BP and water

Disastrous chemistry with your significant other. Like oil and water.

My boyfriend and I used to get along so well and now we are just like BP and water. I think it's time to dump him.

by Tiffwit July 9, 2010

bp

a slut, whore or otherwise the one who sleeps with anyone for anything

I was at dannys and you wouldnt believe, he had bp living with him!
He better get checked!

by charles pierce May 8, 2008

bp champs

Beer Pong Champions, the winners of a beer pong game or tournament.

Bro it was sick! Me and Tyler were bp champs!

by brownnsh November 29, 2010

Pullin' a BP

When you drink a glass of prune juice and you have a bowel movement that seeps out slowly and you just can't get it to stop. A true BP is when the state of your gastrointestial system is (B)eyond (P)epto. The stool is generally dark in color and is reminiscent of the crude oil in the Gulf of Mexico. Depending on one's hygeine, dead crabs may end up in the toilet as well.

Chris: Yo, why'd you give me those prunes?

Mike: They are good for you bro!

Chris: My rectum is pullin' a BP right now!

by Hadito Rodrigo Consuelo July 8, 2010