boxarella

n. The remaining mozzarella cheese stuck to the bottom of a pizza box, only eaten as a last result.

After spening all of my money on Beer, I had no choice but to eat the boxarella.

by APalmer74 May 4, 2006

kevlar boxers

Protective clothing worn around scorned or man hating women.

Shes pissed dude, better break out the kevlar boxers if you go home tonight.

by Lester Burnham August 4, 2005

Boxers

Clothing that you fill with hot sticky cum when you ejaculate from your throbbing hard dick due to masturbation or a wet dream

Last night I woke up to find my boxers squishy with cold sperm all over it and my stomach and legs. I realised I had a wet dream and thought, hey im already dirty... I masturbated and didnt even bother to catch the cum, leaving my boxers to catch it. It was awsome, my jizz went all over my hands and I rubbed it all over my softening dick.

by callum69 May 29, 2009

boxer splooge

when a dude is getting a hand job and grabs his boxers to splooge on

Josh: Hold on, let me get my boxers. I'm gonna blow
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??

by Fabio Rossi May 2, 2011

boxcrutch

1) The female genitalia as perceived by a male who helplessly dependent upon it for cohesion of his self-concept.

2) A projection commonest to the "whipped" male heterosexual .

Dude, get yourself together... get over her. You are "whipped." Her genitalia is your crutch, you suffer from the boxcrutch!!

by oddchatsandmore.blogspot.com June 3, 2009

Boxer Spackle

(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.

(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.

"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."

"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."

by boppa23 November 19, 2011

Boxosexual

Being sexually attracted to boxes

Clay Clay: I really like this box...
Ray Ray: You're boxosexual?
Clay Clay: Indeedy I am.

by RayRay69 October 28, 2013