Blumpkin

When Drew Hawk receives head while taking a massive shit in the McDonald’s bathroom

Drew gets a blumpkin in the McDonald’s bathroom

Blumpkin by Freewheel December 17, 2024

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getting the hawk tuah while taking a dookie

I got a blumpkin from John Pork and George Droid.

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I wanna good blumpkin rn.

Blumpkin by c7906 March 5, 2025

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The sexual act of giving one a blow job whilst they are shitting

“May I give you a blumpkin?”

“Perchance”

Blumpkin by dominno June 2, 2025

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The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, if done perfectly, and the male cums and shits at the same time, they will die

Blumpkin by BurntGooner September 26, 2025

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Halloween is here i pooed my pants

I’m scared of pumpkins but

Man I love blumpkins

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the act of receiving oral sex while taking a shit on the toilet

guy 1: yo jessica gave me a blumpkin the other night
guy 2: that's fucking disgusting

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