by imaspork003 November 3, 2020
Get the Thanksgiving Basting mug.A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut
by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 20, 2003
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by J-Frankz December 11, 2007
Get the bear-blasting mug.see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking
by rhcpgod August 12, 2003
Get the beating off mug.When in the office bathroom, feel flatulence coming on, hold back on it and wait for someone to leave said bathroom. Once they open the door to leave, let 'er rip. Anyone within earshot of the bathroom door will think person exiting was somehow involved.
Mort: Hey Saul.
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!
by aceclemente21 August 20, 2012
Get the Office Blasting mug.When one has a gerbil inserted in their anus and they sneeze; ejecting the gerbil in a rapid fashion.
The man came into the ER with severe tears to his rectum, saying he had experienced Pikachu blasting earlier on that evening.
by John Grossbard January 11, 2013
Get the Pikachu blasting mug.When a person verbally communicates rude words with a rude tone of voice to express their anger toward another person(s).
"Wow, Martha just gave Susan a verbal beating over the phone after she found out that she lied about being with Tom last night."
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