Bea is such a beautiful girl, named after the spanish/italian word for a pretty girl (bella)... just kidding. She's dumb and unfunny, probably a bit below 5' (150 for you non-americans) and has an inferiority complex. Therefore, she must resort to speaking to people online in an attempt to drown out her sadness and boredom. She finds another unfunny girl and makes lesbian jokes with her to fill the void in her heart. It is futile.
"Hey bro, I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
"Dawg do you have a mental illness? You mean Bea the Dwarf?"
"Yea, what's wrong with her?"
"She's about as smart as Napoleon from Animal Farm. Not that you'd get it, but it's a book abo-"
*Gets punched in the face*
"Dawg do you have a mental illness? You mean Bea the Dwarf?"
"Yea, what's wrong with her?"
"She's about as smart as Napoleon from Animal Farm. Not that you'd get it, but it's a book abo-"
*Gets punched in the face*
by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024
Get the Beamug. Person 1: have you seen Bea Soares with her guy friend?
Person 2: yeah bro i bet she's sucking his dick right now
Person 2: yeah bro i bet she's sucking his dick right now
by Big_Bear_Nibba May 14, 2023
Get the Bea Soaresmug. by notbeatbh November 21, 2021
Get the beamug. by Lovi Boti August 15, 2018
Get the Beamug. a selfish, slut walking bitch who will try and fuck up everyone’s lives she could possible think of. she spreads more rumours that anyone could ever count and has a bunch of friends who she secretly hates.
by nice so did edidv December 8, 2023
Get the beamug.