Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

by BigJustice April 16, 2009

park barn

1. Anywhere that nobody really knows where it is.
2. Any unspecified location that can be referred to as where something is.

A: Where's the gig?
B: Park barn

A: Where did I leave my keys?
B: Park barn

A: Where did these barn eggs come from?
B: They're park barn eggs.

A: How do I get to London?
B: Take a left at Park Barn

by ashleysbrain March 13, 2009

BEEF BARN

A woman who will take it in ANY ORPHUS!!! Any day, any time, anywhere.

Tim and his buddies were sitting around chatting, when I heard them say "Damn, Stacy is a total BEEF BARN!! I cant believe she fucked us all in the same day!!!!"

by osubeefbarn November 15, 2009

Wayne Barnes

Also see definition of wanker, tosser, blind.

Now widely known as the referee of the 2007 Rugby World quarter final played between New Zealand and France when the All Blacks were knocked out of the tournament.

He made two crucial mistakes that most New Zealanders will never forgive him for: Missing a forward pass and an unjustified sending off.

"Wayne Barnes the Rugby referee needs to get his eyes checked"

by Matt Astle November 26, 2007

Costco Barn

A garage like structure made out of assemble-it-your-self pipes and a vinyl covering sold at Costco whose official purpose is to cover cars, but is more frequently used as a shade structure for events. Frequently used at Burning Man (where the nickname originated), as a bulky, hard to transport, painful to assemble, rust prone alternative to more conventional shade structures. Becomes particularly difficult if one owns more than one such barns as Costco's design changes every year and the near visually identical pieces are completely incompatible.

You'd better guy down that Costco Barn or the next dust storm is going to turn it into a raver-killing kite.

by Levanima July 27, 2010

Born in a Barn

Originally used to say "you left the door open", based on the fact that barn doors were left open by farmers to let animals in or out.

More recently, it has been used to simply indicate that a person is ignorant or uneducated as if they were brought up on a farm.

"it's really cold outside and you left the door open! were you born in a barn?"

by savageroyalty February 16, 2010

Jimmy Barnes

Jimmy Barnes, or "Barnsey" was a singer in a popular 70s/80s pub rock band called "Cold Chisel". His loud, raspy, screaming vocals could be heard down the end of the street by the time he became a successful solo artist in his own right during the 80s and early 90s. His loud pub rock music and mullet hairdo was, and still is popular with many Australian yobbo types who like cricket and footy and beer and steak.

Well the last train out of Sydney's almost gone.

Whoa, he's a working class man.

by Jane Wellington January 5, 2004