by Goche Sisto November 29, 2013
Get the Del me bale tra mug.Balend: A genetic throw-back. More commonly of low intellect, a creature with limited vocabulary where the word f**k can transmute and translate into multiple meanings giving the garbled impression of a filth strewn sentence. Has great strength to rival ten men and very aggressive to unknowns; to Balendify: To ridicule those of immense stupidity simply with insults pertaining to parentage; Plural: Balends: A group of idiots, more commonly found on street corners drinking "White Lightning" from the bottle and occasionally mugging old ladies and smashing bus shelters.
See: www.tenbellys.com/balend/
See: www.tenbellys.com/balend/
by p0d May 5, 2006
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Cheap houses that are strong and will last a lifetime. The 3 little pigs got it wrong. Also makes for great regents topics.
by StanC February 5, 2009
Get the straw bale house mug.A useful heuristic for ascertaining proper pronunciation in anglo-germanic languages. A good correction algorithm for latinate words.
"Triple" in English, a common latinate word with a familiar pronunciation. Word Balancing can help to ascertain the pronunciation of the word's Belgian variant, "Trippel."
Note that "Triple" has 3 letters in each syllable, and that in English, the stress is on the first syllable.
Note that in the Belgian equivalent, an extra "p" shifts the center of gravity of the word to the right.
This is the simplest case of word-balancing - known as the "contratextual moment" principle (similar in concept to changing moments of inertia in physics). It tells you that, in this case, a stress should be placed on the second syllable: triPPEL.
Note that "Triple" has 3 letters in each syllable, and that in English, the stress is on the first syllable.
Note that in the Belgian equivalent, an extra "p" shifts the center of gravity of the word to the right.
This is the simplest case of word-balancing - known as the "contratextual moment" principle (similar in concept to changing moments of inertia in physics). It tells you that, in this case, a stress should be placed on the second syllable: triPPEL.
by v14B+ September 22, 2010
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I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.
I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.
by skootrscs January 21, 2011
Get the load balancing mug.Baelender - To want to personally grind the booty of said person.
Baelender is a mixture of both bae and blender and is to be used in a good and fashionable manner.
Baelender is a mixture of both bae and blender and is to be used in a good and fashionable manner.
by PillsburyF Fuckboy January 3, 2015
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I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!
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