Infernal audit

The unceasing questioning of established practices to see if they are in line with internal compliance, ISO standards, laws, etc.

This is usually carried out by accountants who had their personality removed. Another pre-requisite is to be trained by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.

The auditor from the Infernal Audit department brandished his pen and circled out the irregularities in the stationery manifest -- there were 2 pencils short in the inventory, where 10 were recommended.

by Shizuma January 14, 2008

alittle

Opposite of alot.

It is now a word.

I had alittle glass of homogonized milk

by spect3r_is_on_digg October 14, 2009

Alliteration Insults

Fuchsia Fuck, Dick Dictator, Vagrant Vagina

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

alliterati

Plays on alliteration, literature, literate.
Also has Illuminati connotations.

The alliterati produced an awesome novel recently.

by freakn_out January 28, 2010

Alliterhater

A person who hates the usage of alliteration in any medium be it verbal or written.

Joe refused to say "Peter Piper picked a patch of pickled peppers" three times fast. He's such an alliterhater.

by TragicKing May 25, 2010

Aflitian

A liverpoodlian word meaning to light ones fire in the event of having no matches

"Bollocks we have not got any matches to light the fire what should we do?"

"Use aflitian"

by StephenBullyBoy April 20, 2007

ablitt

swamp-donkey last name, usually a short guy with blonde highlighted tips, tans at heatwave but tries to keep it a secret.

ablitt loves to lose at beer pong

by secretttttttts May 27, 2009