Alter

An alternate personality of someone with D.I.D. or O.S.D.D.

My alter Jack formed two months ago.

by PikaPiピカピ December 10, 2018

fetish alert

The discovery of another's fetish

person 1: i just love pencils

person 2: fetish alert!

by shindigger1 January 26, 2009

underage user alert

To be yelled at anyone on forums who says something immature or stupid, suggesting a preteen poster.

Iamover18 : Liek Teletubbies r teh Rox
Sinner: UNDERAGE USER ALERT!!!!!!!!

by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005

Adler

German word for the beautiful, glorious, majestic Eagle

The symbol of freedom

Dar ist ein Adler!

The captivating adler swooped down and clinched the walleye within his carnivorous talons

eins zwei drei Adler!

by kumendaiyeyha October 8, 2008

Altered

Having a distorted or altered state of consciousness as a result of drug use.

Occasionally it is spelled "Alter'd"

"Dude! *he-he* I am sooo000oooo0o fuggin' altered"

by Cody April 15, 2004

Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.

(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.

by Sketchead October 24, 2009

alter cocker

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

by ken69 January 27, 2009