by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025
Get the Armenian Handjobmug. An Armenian Hello is when you are expected to go to a gathering of friends &/or family because it is something everyone assumes you would want to go to. However you don't want to go so you don't even show up to begin with & don't try to hide it or apologize, because you shouldn't have to.
Darcie: Are you coming to my birthday tonight?
Todd: The Jets are playing so I'll probably just do an Armenian Hello & watch the game
Todd: The Jets are playing so I'll probably just do an Armenian Hello & watch the game
by DudeBromen October 22, 2020
Get the Armenian Hellomug. On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025
Get the The Second Armenian Genocidemug. the most extravagant and expensive wedding on the planet. it’s filled with traditions such as the groom must “take” the bride from the house and some shoe gets stolen in the process. it’s a big deal. the wedding must have a minimum of 350 people and if it’s not at Metropol banquet hall, then ur doing it wrong. it’s filled with a bunch of drunk and angry armenians and gorgeous and glammed up ladies. usually lasts until 4am (at least that’s when they bring the eggs with tomatoes)
“Where were you last night u were out until the morning?!”
“i was at an armenian wedding! it was epic”
“i was at an armenian wedding! it was epic”
by sm102938 July 24, 2018
Get the armenian weddingmug. I saw a video of where a cop does an Armenian search and I had to look it up and see if they're allowed to.
by Mr. Downy September 1, 2025
Get the Armenian searchmug. The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.
"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."
by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025
Get the Armenian Death Maskmug. A clinic of one more more female women involving at least one Armenian . Blow and Ecstasy crucial for keeping Armenian penis erect.
Jon Calls Billy " Hey billy , theres two homeless women in Orillia looking for a clinic , a plate of food and a roof to sleep under. Bring the blow , i've got the coke for our ARMENIAN CLINIC"
by 69420jimbojones March 12, 2021
Get the Armenian Clinicmug.