Appocalypse

1. The sheer overload of readily available "apps" that are now flooding the iPhone and iPod Touch markets.

2. The cleverly titled Penny Arcade comic strip for February 5th, 2010.

Guy: Dude, how many apps do you have on your iPhone? Do you even need that many?

Guy 2: I don't know. I don't even remember downloading most of these.

Guy: Everybody's going nuts. It's the freaking appocalypse.

by Ginsbot February 7, 2010

Apocalypse-posting

When someone posts in their journal, blog, MySpace, etc... so much that it seems like they believe the world is coming to an end and they won't be able to post EVARGAIN.

"Dude, quit apocalypse-posting. You're flooding my friends list!"

by hilikusss February 18, 2009

Apocalypse friend

noun - friend who, unlike the antonym fair weather friend, is there through all the fire and brimstone moments in life. When a person is unwell, heartbroken, jobless, homeless or even had a day from hell this friend is patiently there through the worst of it. They are the friend to the end.

Following a bad break up and the death of a well loved grandparent, I battled with depression. My apocalypse friend wasn't phased by any of the hell fire or brimstone, they held my hand and led me through the worst of it.

by Red Gnomez September 27, 2013

Apocalypse

What's happening now because of COVID-19 and the George Floyd race riots.

Person 1 in 2020: "Why has this year been so shitty?"
Person 2 in 2020: "Because it's the Apocalypse, the world as we know it is coming to an end."

by wugugugug June 6, 2020

Cultural Apocalypse

The destruction of an aesthetic value system.

When someone like Kanye West makes the cover of Time magazine's "The World's 100 Most Influential People" (April 2015 issue) ... society has officially reached a cultural apocalypse.

by Skylar01 April 17, 2015

Cock apocalypse

To sleep with an ex or numerous exs in one night after a long period of time. Knowing it's a bad idea.

Leslee: Dude I slept with my ex after 6 years.
Daniel: Dude thats been a long time coming!
Leslee: Yeah its a cock apocalypse.

by dawoods October 21, 2018

Noob apocalypse

When a Tom of new players join your game and asks you questions that make you feel awkward.

(An example of a noob apocalypse)
1Noob:how do you play? /you: well you ju-
3Noob :how can I win? /you:umm you just

need t—
3Noob:how do you get those items? /you: ;-;

by Fnaftail28 March 12, 2019