black anchor 

The prized symbol of Yik Yak

OMG I GOT THE BLACK ANCHOR

black anchor by The Black Anchor April 14, 2015

Windy Anchor 

When an Indy has gone so far with being "whipped", that he is said to be both "whipped" and "anchored" (being anchored is a horrible state that affects approximately 40% of males who find themselves anchored in the friendzone). The combination of the two create a Windy Anchor.
It also sounds close to "wanker" which is hilarious

"We just went shopping together so she could buy underwear to impress her boyfriend"
"Man, you're such a windy anchor!"

Windy Anchor by SirReginaldPinderwickel November 16, 2012

scranton reality anchor 

If we agree that there are grades or strengths to a reality bender's ability (i.e. from "can barely turn something blue" to "godlike"), then it's not too far of a stretch that a SRA is designed to overpower a reality bender of X grade or X strength.

Basically, the SRA forces reality to stay normal more than the bender tries to make reality abnormal.

Scranton Reality Anchors. Keepin' it Real Since DATA EXPUNGED

scranton reality anchor by MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand") June 30, 2020

Weigh Anchor 

Variation 1: When a male's private part is so long or the shorts (and underwear) are so short, that the male private part dips below the bottom of underwear and is visible below the bottom hem.

Variation 2: When a man's private parts are so long that they dip into the water in a urinal.

Var 1: "Dude, you need longer shorts. You're weighing anchor."

Var 2: "Man, I hate when I weigh anchor. That urinal water is disgusting."

Weigh Anchor by PJeigh June 17, 2011

fishing anchor

The weight that hangs from the fishing rod. (Not a boat anchor, which would be used to hold a boat steady). Can also be used for water bowl Cornhole.

Make sure the Fishing Anchor is tied on to weigh down the line.

fishing anchor by Shrev June 1, 2018

drop anchor 

Taking a dump.

Imagine yourself as a boat and the harbor is a toilet. When boats enter the harbor, what do they do? They drop anchor.

Dude 1: Yo
Dude 2: 'sup? Hey, let me call you back. I'm about to drop anchor.

drop anchor by RoRiver May 6, 2010

boat anchor 

a heavy and useless object, especially a usless computer

If you buy that one, all you will get is a boat anchor.

boat anchor by Light Joker February 27, 2005