Aubert

Meaning, Best of the best... upper hand, High class, there is no other.. Number 1, The highest of highs, the boggest of bigs... nothing beats an Aubert. And dont ever try too...

Omg, He's and Aubert...

by Malechite March 27, 2008

The Prince Albert Effect

when you want to do something a little bit more every day until eventually it all becomes too much; you are overcome by your once-minuscule desires and go out and do something you would've thought was crazy months ago

The Prince Albert Effect is so named because it is a key reason many men get Prince Albert piercings (a bolt through your shlong) - it seems kinda cool one day, then after a few weeks, months, (hours) of it weighing on your mind, you finally decide "Hey, sweet! I'm going to get me one of those!" and then shock EVERYONE.

A while back, Brad was thinking about getting a Prince Albert. The idea really grew on him over the course of a few months, and last weekend, Brad got the piercing, thus experiencing the Prince Albert Effect (literally).

by Amferny March 3, 2008

Alberto

Alberto is the most sweet, kind and loving person. He is often very shy but once you get to know him he is super great he is the best person you will ever meet.

Girl 1: OMG he is super nice

Girl 2: he is probably a Alberto

by Olivia M. Brown January 8, 2020

Albert Einstein's brother

a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend

Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.

by PikaFan157 September 23, 2008

Albert Ingalls

A shot of morphine or dilaudid given by a doctor.

"I got a shot of that shit and I was high like Albert Ingalls when he stole doc Baker's morphine.

by Big C of NC February 26, 2009

Dante Alberti

A bi-pedal organism of the mammalian class. Is able to live alongside humans with little assistance, though will become quickly enraged when communicated with. When the presence of a 'Dante Alberti' is detected, immediate backup must be called, preferably armed with bananas ( required to distract the creature ), and Russian made RPK light machine gun. Upon containment, immediate termination is recommended.

Person 1: Fuck 'Dante Alberti'.
Person 2: Ikr. fuck that guy.

by serialtypist November 14, 2020

The Fancy Albert

A small plate with doilie is placed upon the lady's chest. She is wearing a pearl necklace and he a tux jacket w/ tails (crucial). The man then gently squeezes out a chocolate hotdog onto the doilied plate.

It's our anniversary and you know what that means... Albert is coming to town and he's a feelin' fancy, babe. Break out tha tails and everything else.

The Fancy Albert is all that keeps our love alive.

by Rainsinger June 3, 2009