Haram Alarm

Haram Alarm is a meme where if someone commits a sin, or anything at all really, someone says "What's that sound? It must be a Haram Alarm." Many other phrases can be used but this is the main one.

Guy 1: "I love bacon." Guy 2 : "Do you hear that sound?" Guy 1 "What sound?" Guy 2 *turns head 90 degrees* "It must be a ... Haram Alarm"

by Anirudh Joshi May 15, 2016

Italian Alarm Clock

When, to wake someone up, you run and jump into their bed naked and move vigorously.

" Can you wake me up tomorrow" "Sure I'll give you an Italian Alarm Clock

by Suggestive Burrito June 23, 2017

fire alarm

A very annoying thing in schools that is so darn loud and hurts people's ears when it goes off. They make fire alarms so loud and annoying.

There was a fire drill and that loud annoying fire alarm went off.

by David March 6, 2004

Strawberry Alarm Clock

One of the most underrated mellow psychedelic hippie bands of the 60s. There song "Incense and Peppermints" was their only real hit which is surprising since they made a ton of other great songs like "Tomorrow", "Birds in my Tree", and "Barefoot in Baltimore" (and pretty much every other song on their Incense & Peppermints album)

guy 1: Hey, ever heard of the band Strawberry Alarm Clock?

guy 2: Doesn't ring a bell...

guy 2: You know incense and Peppermints

guy 1: oh. I was always wondering who made that song.

by SweetBrownMushroom January 30, 2010

alarm cat

A back-up waking device in feline form. Gentler when it initially goes off, but if you press the snooze bar, is subsequently harsher (depending on how hungry it is).

Alarm cat: mrrrow....>lick< >kitty head-but< >paw-nudge<
Cat's person: (sleepily) Mmmmmsnorzzzzzz...
Alarm cat, five minutes later: MRRREEEOW...HISSSS! >CHOMP< >SCRRRRATCH<
Cat's person: AIIIYEEEEEEEEE! Alright! I'm up! I'm up!

by S. Osborn August 24, 2007

Allardice

The action of inserting a metal rod into ones anus white an old white man fondles your balls and performs a reach around on your millimeter defeater.

"I wish I could get some Allardice at the party this weekend"

by TTV James Ninja June 18, 2023

snus alarm

When the minty flavor of snus tobacco wears out, and you know if you keep it in your mouth any longer, you will be left with nausea and a bad taste.

Guy 1: Why'd you spit that out?

Guy 2: My snus alarm was goin off.

by bigtuna47 May 19, 2009