Alen Mistric

This means a guy who can seemingly get loads of woman over facebook with the intentions of eventually having sexual relations with them.

I just pulled of an Alen Mistric and now i have girls lined up all around the world.

by TheHenBra November 24, 2010

Alien Hand

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.

Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.

by mannimal May 18, 2009

alien emoji

The alien emoji means that the sender would like to be kidnapped

My girl just sent me the alien emoji text. She wants to spend some real time in the basement.

by RK March 13, 2018

Alien X

A Celestialsapien, One of the strongest beings in the universe because they are the most deliberative, can alter the fabric of the universe along with time and space -They could blink and you'd be gone. The only drawback is that Alien X has Three personalities, (The voice of Compassion, The voice of Rage and The Voice of Reason) and to do anything they all must agree on it, but during that time he is completely invulnerable to any and all attacks

Ben: I've got a transformation that can find the forge of creation stop and Agregor
Azmuth: It could work...Alien X could do anything
Gwen: Only if Ben can convince Alien X to cooperate
Kevin: Yep, that's all he has to do

by NLSN June 23, 2019

alien/god

A supreme race. Half breed between Aliens and Gods. Only on surviving today. Have extreme power and can eat crowds of people. Will save the earth from the goons.

The alien/god is sexy and powerful.

by jackkkk June 12, 2005

Alden

A relatively rare English surname, that is sometimes used as a given name. The given name means "old friend" while the surname means "old-town" or "old-hill." It is of Saxon locality. A well known person who had this surname is John Alden, a pilgrim on the Mayflower. A good surname because it's not too long, isn't ethnic, and isn't too plain/common.

Random person: What's your last name?
Me: Alden.
Random person: Nice surname. Is it pronounced AL-den or ALL-den?
Me: ALL-den.

by Someone with surname Alden March 2, 2009

Alpenglow

Alpenglow is THE most divine natural phenomenon on the planet. Right before sunset or sunrise in the mountains, its that scarlet or golden light that shows up on the highest tips of peaks. It's an unreal, incredible vista that can't be replicated in any picture--you have to be in the alpine to really see what it means. It's why people hike without showering for four days, it's why getting up early for that car ride is worth it. Everyone needs to see proper Alpenglow before they die.

Let's leave early to catch the alpenglow!

by SaucyTobasco June 14, 2018