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Alfredo

Probably the name of someone with zero fucking iq. He lowkey chill but he kinda zesty tho. He either fat asf or skinny no in-between
"Yo yall see alfredo?"

"Yeah man, he kinda zesty"
by Urbansnurban January 1, 2024
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Alfredo

He most likely gets high has sold drugs before or is doing so barely does school work is Mexican gets faded everyday at school gets in trouble but not alot would do almost everything for everyone the nicest person you can meet can be silent and loud depends who he's with if you dont like him or dont fuck with him he wont fuck with u either most likely listens to trap music and always tries to better himself from da outside has hella stories to tell is mad interesting he aint afraid to fight someone if he haves to but doesn't really like to a hustler loyal ass fuck is down to take different drugs he can be fake to certain people he doesn't like if he aint in a gang he wont act gangster has anxiety when he’s with nobody he knows he’s more active and more social with people he knows he would make bad decisions it will take him a while to learn some days he’s chill some days he doesn’t give a fuck about what he does fucks with carti and travis and has taste on almost every genre he fucks with underground artist he can switch up his style and tries to be different he most likely has alot of friends he isn’t afraid bout putting something ong hes good looking hes sleek hes slick with things he does.
Dats my boy Alfredo
by Ofayerc November 19, 2023
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Alfredo'ed

Been ransacked by Alfredo
Mario was Alfredo'ed, and is now missing all his metal ingots.
by tlongbottom February 9, 2024
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Alfredo Saucing

Shooting a load on someone (the alfredo is the cum)
by KhaloDaddy March 19, 2024
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Alfredo Martins Castillo

He has autumn colored eyes, hair as dark as chocolate, and skin color as beautiful as a sunset.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach, he's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He is much more than a boy, even though he is only 17 years old.

He is divine, beautiful and precious like an orange tulip in winter.
He doesn't show his feelings, when he's sad or upset he pretends as if he isn't, but I know him well.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's a very intelligent and rational person.
He has been with me for 11 months, 11 months of love and learning.
He's the best boyfriend I could ever have.
by A tua Catarina May 11, 2024
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Alfredo Castillo

He has autumn colored eyes, hair as dark as chocolate, and skin color as beautiful as a sunset.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach. He's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's much more than a boy, even though he's only 17.
He's best and most beautiful boy in the world...
by Atuacatarina May 28, 2024
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Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.
by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025
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