Always the one and only friend that’s here for me, impossible not to trust and makes others feel comfortable and loved. Perfect golden ratio of being wholesome and sweet to horknee 😂 Best person to have as a best friend and girlfriend 😜! Really understanding and patient 💗The most genuine and sweet person on earth and always finds a new creative way to cheer people up 💖 Is the most amazing person I’ve ever had and needs to know he doesnt need to change and he’s already perfect for who he is 💓 The bestest person anyone can ever be best friends with!
Alfred Futterkiste, can you help me with homework?
Good night, Alfred Futterkiste
HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!
Good night, Alfred Futterkiste
HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!
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Imaginary friend:Hey Alfred have u seen my sti-
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
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