Alchohol

When you're too drunk to remember it's actually spelled "Alcohol"

Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "

by Rag1987 June 12, 2020

alcohol police

An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.

"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."

by GlazeHer August 29, 2021

Achievement alcohol

Alcohol earned through considerable effort.

Jimbo: The damn store was closed so I had to go two towns over, in the snow, without shoes, while being chased by wolves, to get these distilled beverages.

Eoin: Ooooh, Achievement alcohol. lemme try.

by Yokisaan May 18, 2010

Alcides

Caribbean god, handsome, beautiful soul, honest, quiet, tender and loving..

I need to find an Alcides to call my own.

by sunny3 July 22, 2010

alcopops

Alcoholic Soda Pops. Modern day drinks with fruity flavor. like lemonade or strawberry flavored alcoholic drinks.

To attract a younger generation of drinkers, many liquor companies have created alcopops.

by ebeazy November 17, 2006

alchofunk

The smell that is emited from one that has been consuming alchoholic beverages.

Damn the mutha fucka got sum badass alchofunk.

by Cujo February 5, 2004

Alcohobbit

A short/smaller person that tends to drink a lot, and in great amounts.

Bryon White is an Alcohobbit.

by mystery guy sea March 10, 2011