Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.

I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.

by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023

Albanian

A euphemism for anal sex. This is due to the high urge some people have to get it up the butt while on pleasure cruises that are passing near the Albanian coast.

Hey, babe. As the sun sets off the port side, what say we grab a handful of crisco from the galley and head back to the junior suite for a bit of the ole Albanian.

by xophere May 2, 2023

albanian teabag

A sexual act where a male with strangely large balls inserts them into a another man’s anus, then removes them quickly to make a popping sound.

Josh-remember when we Albanian teabagged last night

Gary- when you removed your balls from my ass the pop was so loud you woke my sister up

by Andreiguodala June 7, 2023

Albanian truck stop

The Albanian Truck stop is the action of shoving an exhaust pipe from a Mercedes NG85 up one’s anus and expelling the fumes out one’s mouth. Can be used for sexual pleasure or to torture people who have not paid their debts.

Agim lost the money he owed the Albanian mafia so they gave him an Albanian truck stop so he would learn his lesson

by anonymous August 13, 2024

albanian halloween

This is occurs in Call of Duty Warzone when you watch from a far as your puerto rican teammate rushes a team of 4 and proceeds to get gangbanged.

Blerton did the Albanian Halloween on Josh last time we played

by Likeasomebody82634 October 20, 2023

Albanian Gang

An "Albanian Gang" refers to a group of cybercriminals working together to create and distribute ransomware, encrypting files or networks until a ransom is paid.

" Hey MrB! Your an Albanian Gang Member!" - DoxBin

by MrBAB May 21, 2024

Albanian Juicer

Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.

My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.

by Cumgoggles420 June 5, 2024