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Ahmed

God Ahmed has a huge Penis
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Shafin Ahmed

The Hottest. The Beautiful. The Handsome.
Is the Shafin Ahmed - sama?
OMG YESS he is the definition of Shafin Ahmed

I cant resist him!!
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Ahmed

A name for a man who is handsome as hell. Commonly found on the beaches of Morrocco- he is dangerous like a shark! He is trouble though so beware and save yourself. If your lucky enough to be with an Ahmed, he will change your life. His hips don't lie and he will melt your world with his eyes.
Friend one: is that a shark or a dolphin attacking that human

Gf: it's an Ahmed look away before u get hooked
by Nbads November 13, 2016
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Akhmed

Derived from the name Ahmed/Ahmad, this spelling originated because people of English tongue could not pronounce the heavy Ha' letter that occurs in the Arabic alphabet but not in the English. Instead, in an attempt to pronounce the letter, it is common that English speakers come up with a Ka' sound and therefore creating the spelling Akhmed. This spelling is generally known to be associated with a terrorist or a very cultured Arab.
Jeff Dunham's comedy hit, Akhmed the Dead Terrorist, features a deceased, short-tempered Arab puppet.
by The Akhmed January 9, 2010
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Ahmed

Ahmed Is an Introvted Person, usually Loves The Dark, talks Less but He Is a God Once You get to know Him. Entering his World His Magical.
Girl 1 : hey You know Ahmed
Girl 2 : yeah that guy who's alone Right
Girl 3 : I spoke To him. His Magical
by Dark lord 0101 September 27, 2018
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Ahmed

The most amazing friend ever he was hand made in perfection you are the most lucky person in the world if you have an Ahmed
He is not a fagot with tits
Oh my lord that’s an Ahmed
by AhmedDaLegend May 11, 2018
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Go get yourself armed!

The hebrew synonymus for: "go fuck yourself".
Israelis (a very armed nation, as you all know) use the same word ('zdayen') for "arm" and "fuck". And more than this: the word for weapon ("Zain") is the same slang word for 'dick' (also, the name of the 7th letter in hebrew).
a: do you have some 'shekels' (Israeli money) for me?
b: go get yourself armed. last week i'd gave you, you have'nt give me back yet.

a:Last mount i was in millitary serve in Gaza, we gave the Arabs all the weapon.
b: Did you enjoy it?
a: Go get yourself armed, you liberal!
by zlofchad May 13, 2005
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