Airlining

When you're sizing up the room, because something instinctively doesn't feel right.
Them: Why are you so quiet?
Answer: These people give me weird vibes, so I'm just airlining, trying to fly through this turbulence.
by TooMuchPooForYou December 27, 2020
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IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions
Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.
by Rstam May 21, 2019
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Airlined

What happens when one is either delayed, stranded, stripped of his baggage, or otherwise screwed by an airline due to mechanical, crew, baggage, or customer service issues.
Man, I just got airlined again. I'm delayed for 10 hours!
by rldangles July 23, 2013
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Delta Airlines

the airline that gives 10,000 USD using literal APPLE PAY!?!
the airline that delayed over 1,000 flights.
THE MOST OVERRATED AIRLINE IN AMERICA
Dummy1: Ay, u flying Delta Airlines today
Person that is "flying" : They canceled my flight, I AM RAGING. NEVER AGAIN!
by BARK July 03, 2022
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Spirit Airlines

A terrible airline reviled by everybody in the world
Aw shit, I have to fly Spirit Airlines.
by sleep deprived nerd October 10, 2023
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Frontier airlines

Frontier Airlines is an American low-cost carrier headquartered in Denver, Colorado. Founded in 1994, it operates scheduled flights to numerous destinations in the United States and some international locations. The airline is known for its budget-friendly fares, which often come with additional fees for services like checked baggage, seat selection, and in-flight refreshments. Frontier emphasizes a no-frills travel experience, catering primarily to price-sensitive travelers. And it’s uses a fleet of A320s and A321s and most of its airplanes have liverys of animals
It was a hectic afternoon at LaGuardia Airport. Travelers buzzed around the terminal, some rushing to their gates while others anxiously checked their flight statuses. I settled into my seat, trying to distract myself from the chaos, when a commotion near the window drew my attention.

Through the glass, I spotted a Frontier Airlines A321neo taxiing toward the gate. The plane sported an eye-catching livery with the words “Roxi the Prostitute” emblazoned at the front of the fuselage around the cockpit area on both sides with a whore on the tail of the airplane .

Gasps and laughter rippled through the crowd. Families paused mid-conversation, business travelers abandoned their phones, and even the harried gate agents couldn’t help but chuckle. People began pulling out their phones to snap photos, while a few adventurous souls moved closer to the window for a better view.

Curiosity peaked when the boarding announcement came. People rushed to line up, eager to board the unconventional aircraft. The flight attendants, sporting uniforms that matched the vibrant theme, welcomed each passenger with a smile and a wink, embracing the absurdity of the situation.

In the end, that day at LaGuardia became a memorable adventure, with Roxi the Prostitute turning a mundane wait into a moment of joy and laughter. As it departs, I couldn’t help but think that sometimes, unexpected surprises make the journey all the more enjoyable.
by EMD F59PHI October 14, 2024
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