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not your average Joe

A man who can teach you how to Dougie, lethal with a Javelin, and breathes fire. All the bitches love him.
That "not your average Joe" is so beautiful. Just look at him!
by Mr. Sebastian Jones March 9, 2015
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Average Drone

The Average Business Man/Woman, that carries out the same activity every day for their entire lives. They appear to have robot-like charictoristics.

They are seen to clog the roads during rush hour in their almost identical boring saloon cars, mainly black 2 litre audi's, and seem to look exactly the same as eachother in their suits, with an expressionless, mainly shaven face, who show no sign of human life between waking up at 6:30 and arriving home at 7:00.

They generally lead a boring and repetative life, end up divorcing and growing old without acheiving much in life.
Person1: "Hey! look at all those audi's clogging the motoways, they seem to all be following the same pattern"
Person2: "Is it me, or do they all look like Mr Smith from the matrix"
Person1: "They're all like robots!

*looks closer*
"Ahh they're just Average Drone's, clogging up the motorway"
Person2: "who's idea was it to set off in rush hour!?..."
by adtrsean May 17, 2010
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Average

Alan’s penis.
Aj is average.
by Winkwink037 June 4, 2018
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Average Raptok Watcher

A term used against people with an widely shared outrages opinion that would be looked down on and be invalidated outside of the rap/hip hop community of tiktok.
Used when you see someone making an outrages claim or a person without an opinion.

Typically used against Playboi Carti fans on tiktok.

Example of usage J. Cole is bar, Carti > Eminem, Carti > Tupac, "insert widely respected artist" isn't even top 50.

If you used the term "average raptok watcher" against them, you will most likely be subjected to a ratio attempt.

Made by Ikusa, more known as doom_bots on the platform tiktok.
by Ikusa June 26, 2021
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averagespo

Averagespo is an abbreviation usually used by people suffering from eating disorders, the idea is to use photos of people with an average body size as inspiration to be extremely thin.
Here is a Twitter thread of averagespo I found on edtwt.
by anonymous February 22, 2022
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average warzone player

"your f--king trash bro"
"I did your mom last night"
"bro how did he hard scope me"
These are some of the most common quotes made by an average warzone player. They tend to be very toxic and only use meta weapons. They will also get mad if someone has TTV as their clan tag or in their username. Try to stay away from this species at all times. Thank you for reading, and be safe.
average warzone player vs average cold war zombies enjoyer
by EnderSender April 13, 2022
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so average

adj. A phrase that is used to describe a person, place or thing that is not good, but not bad.
1)Andrew: Damn, look at that mean ass chick over there!
Me: Dude, that chick is so average.
Andrew: Why did I even ask you, your gay.
Me: And your into butterfaces.

2)Jared: That club we hit up last night was so average.
Me: Word.

3)Me: Shit, this $250 graphics card that just got is so average! : (
by CyberneticMotorcycleNinja April 5, 2009
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