Crack Addict

When a guy just can't get enough of his girls ass crack.

guy - "Doreen, let me stick my face in your Crack again"

girl - "your brain just ain't wired right you Crack Addict".

by blraven17 January 14, 2009

Addiction

A conscious (and unconscious) action characterized by repetition and obsession. It is possible to become addicted to basically anything, sometimes the tendency may be rewarding but often it is problematic and self-destructive; nevertheless, a feeling of satisfaction is achieved.

Addiction to: TV, coffee, exercise, internet, work, money, religion, carbon, drugs, power and so on.

by FLA53 June 16, 2010

Cracked Addict

Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.

Example 1

guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible

guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.

guy A leaves

example 2

Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.

Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.

Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict

by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 2, 2011

facebook addiction syndrome

Never being able to leave facebook.. On it day and night.. Staying up late.. Even when you know things havent changed and it stays the same. When you decide to play a game for hours that your eyes start getting swollen and red and bags under them.. When a friend asks you to go to a movie but you decline because you have to see the next update on your friends status.

She totally has facebook addiction syndrome

by chica_bonita123 November 22, 2010

snatch addict

Snatch Addict-One who is addicted to the vagina. Consumed in the thought of the female sex.
<Snatch> noun - refering to the female genatalia (vulva/vagina)
<Addict> transitive verb - To occupy (oneself) with or involve (oneself) in something habitually or compulsively:

"I love Snatch, I am a Snatch Addict"

by Profane1 May 15, 2006

Forum Addict

These people originate on the Eastern coast of the USA. Often these individuals visit internet forums and post statements that make no sense and are of no relevance to the topic that is being discussed.
They have no control of their disorder and will stop at nothing to get another pointless sentance posted on some forum.

Quentin7234: Why did that guy just post on the forum that his dog doesn't eat sugar free biscuits, when this forum is about Battlefield 2?
Soothie1932: I think that guy is a "Forum Addict", he posts on average 43 times a day on this site and I am yet to see him make any sense.
Quentin7234: Well, I wish he would stop. He makes me uncomfortable.

by Paul Fleming July 13, 2006

static addict

A person addicted to fighting and arguing.A person who thrives on friction and drama.

Johnny can't help himself anymore he is picking fights with everyone he is becoming a real static addict.

by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009