Acute Liberalism

N. A malignant and inoperable condition characterized by the assumption that people are incapable of regulating their own productivity as well as demonstrating compassion for others; symptoms include latent cynicism, nauseating self-regard, and the utterly bogus, albeit throughly hypocritical, pretense that the afflicted are simply trying to "help others."

Oscar: Boy, that professor is a real PC Gestapo, eh?
Rob: Shit, yeah. Just another sign that rampant Acute Liberalism has taken hold of this place like a bad case of the clap.

See also wingnut, moonbat, closet fascist

by James Hoffa Lincoln June 17, 2016

Acustic Monkey

A person who is extremely autistic.
Things autistic monkeys say:

“I’m only into thiccies”
“Boy I’m in pursuit”
Things they do:

Burn a mechanical pencil shut.
Watch overwatch hentai in class.
Getting a 27 on a physics exam.
Giving out someone else’s food that they stole.
Doing nothing in physics class all year.

James is such an acustic monkey

by Teelawl August 4, 2018

acupunkture

The surgical insertion of sharp pointed metal probes into various areas of the body for the purpose of preparing said flesh for the installation of the metal stud-pins for fashion-jewelry (i.e., "piercings") denoting a defiant/non-conformist personality and a taste for loud/obnoxious music.

I see all these young people nowadays with their wild hair-styles and acupunkture-installed body-decor, and I just shake my head in confused disgust --- I happen to like my body just as it is naturally, so why should I wanna mess it up with a whole bunch of hideous hair-coloring and stainless-steel/titanium hardware?!

by QuacksO November 27, 2018

acute homosexuality.

He's fucking gay.

Wesley: Dave is suffering from acute homosexuality.

Kaden: Bro just say he's gay but in denial

by This_is_for_the_arms March 31, 2020

Acuntious

When people are that big of cunt they deserve they're own category.

My friend is the biggest acuntious person I know.

by Gingerousmaximus June 12, 2020

Acute Chill syndrome

Having Acute Chill-syndrome or ACS is very difficult, not only for yourself but also for those around you. One might not understand how hard it is to live with, but there are people whom get ACS for such an easy task as brushing your own teeth. What the syndrome does is that it puts your whole body under a sort of trans, where you can not do anything, except chill out for a minute. People living with people that have been diagnosed with the syndrome tend to live more relaxed and make more time for just chilling, but it can also be hard since one with ACS can barely do anything, hence yourself will be taking care of everything and doing every single task, with little to no help from the person inb your life with ACS. It is for now unclear what has caused people to get this syndrome, but weed and comedowns seem to be a part of this.

"Theodor, can you take out the dishes from the dishwasher?"
-No, I have Acute Chill syndrome.

by YD4L July 19, 2021

Acute Triangle

A sexual position where a man lays on his back and has one person riding his face while another is riding his penis. The two riders then kiss thus forming (a cute) triangle.

Hey party people you wanna come back to my place and make an acute triangle ;)

by Sir Vandelay July 13, 2022