Soggy avocado

A disappointed hipster.

That bloke with a top knot is a bit of a soggy avocado.

by Hashtagnp August 23, 2019

nikocardo avocardo

that muckbanger guy from youtube. you know the one that shat his dacks on a chair and decided to keep it in the vid.

guy1: did you see that meat canyon video about nikocardo avocardo?

guy2: yeah it was sad

Nikocardo avocardo definition: Nikocardo avocardo is a youtuber who does muckbang videos on youtube. He also has an onlyfans.

by かえるの子ども November 16, 2021

body of a avocado

A short stature (or tall, don't matter.)
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .

Built messed up from the feet to head.

Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!

Me: "Yo, Chuck! Ya catch that 'sode of Honey Boo Boo last week?"

Chuck: "Honey who?. ."

Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."

Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."

by NumberOneKangaroo March 29, 2017

Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.

Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.

by Senior Avacado May 3, 2019

Mr. Avocado

One of the highest terms of praise you can give to someone

Maria called Josh "Mr. Avocado"

by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018

Avocado

To go soft during sex

"Is the avocado soft?"

"It's not my fault!"

by Avocado fan January 19, 2015

Avocado

The fruit of a tree which grows in tropical and subtropical regions of the world. The tree produces fruit up to three times a year, given the right conditions, and is hardy enough to withstand cold nights as low as 26 degrees Fahrenheit. The fruit is typically green, but some varieties can be yellow, red, and purple. The fruit contains one large seed, which is surrounded by an oily yellowish-green flesh that is soft and mildly sweet when properly ripened.

The avocadoes sold at your local store taste like shit because they are not ripe when they are picked.

by AYB March 8, 2003